Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Thursday, June 12, 2014

LOL, Robbers snatch bag containing N200 and baby faeces





Robbers who specialise in operating on motorcycles in Okokomaiko area of Lagos State, on Sunday June 8th, snatched a bag containing N200 and faeces from a woman.

The breastfeeding mother, Mama Ikechi, told Leadership that she was returning from Ikorodu area with her baby and got to Okokomaiko around 6.15am. She said she was heading to Shibiri area when two men on a motorcycle stopped beside her and snatched her bag.


She said the robbers should be ashamed of themselves when they discover that the bag also contains her baby’s faeces. She expressed satisfaction at what awaits the hoodlums when they open the polythene bag & perceive the odour emanating from it. The woman said,



“when I told people around that robbers had snatched my bag, they blamed me for not raising the alarm, but they busted into laughter when I told them the content of the bag.”



Culled from Leadership





from omobar.blogspot.com

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

LOL, Sanusi’s turbaning took place right before Pres. Jonathan (LOOK)





Well, the President was not actually present, not that we know of.

With the photo above as evidence, President Goodluck Jonathan who has been reluctant to congratulate the new Kano Emir, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, may actually claim to been present at the turbaning –

in spirit.



It’s eerily ironic that the actual turbaning took place right under the President’s nose – literally – while Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso’s photo stayed watchful.





from omobar.blogspot.com

Thursday, April 24, 2014

LOL, Hot Butt or Not, Ladies? (See Photo)




He wasn't joking oh! After claiming he had sex with Nicki Minaj, ( Read Here ) which Nicki took to twitter to deny saying... &quo...







from omobar.blogspot.com

Sunday, April 20, 2014

LOL, Suspected rapist DPO weeps in cell, blames the devil





The divisional police officer of Onikan police station, in Lagos, Mr Adekunle Awe who was accused of raping a woman in his office wept in the cell, on Good Friday.

The woman Idowu Akinwumi, 31, accused Awe of raping and threatening her, before allegedly extorting N30,000 from her and five other suspects, on April 15.

The victim who was said to be a cook in an eatery was arrested and taken to the police station after her boss reported that she brought in a strange man to sleep over in the restaurant. She and five other people were arrested.



A source at the state police command headquarters, Ikeja, where Awe was being detained disclosed that he was shedding tears in the cell and blaming his predicament on the devil.

He said the DPO was heard lamenting that the devil brought those suspects to put him in trouble. He prayed that God should intervene in his case and protect his job. He was detained alongside two police inspectors.



Meanwhile, the Inspector General of Police, Mr Mohammed Abubakar has declared his interest in the case. The Lagos State government led by Governor Babatunde Fashola (SAN) is also interested in the matter.

Another police source attached to the Special Investigation Bureau at the command headquarters, Ikeja, told LEADERSHIP Sunday that the bureau is investigating the matter and would not leave any stone unturned as it looks into it. He said human rights groups are also interested in the case.

The embattled DPO was described as wicked and corrupt by residents of Tolu part of Ajegunle when he was in charge of Tolu police station several months ago.






from omobar.blogspot.com