Lol I just got this open letter to all female friends..hope you all laugh as the writer said that's the aim...BELOW
In this season of open letters and anti-gayism (pardon my abuse of english) a concerned lady wants her female friends to know certain things
Am Not A Lesbian
Dear female friends, (cos I can no longer address you as girl friends) Due to the new law banning same-sex-relationships, please note that I shall no longer:
1. Address U as dearie, Boo, sweetie, babes,etc. These names may be misconstrued by some over-zealous law enforcement people. Henceforth I shall address you by names *Maureen, Mfon, Iquo, Oge, Nkechi, Faith, Sikiratu etc
*2. I shall no longer hug, blow kisses or hold hands with you. Only handshakes and eyebrow wiggles are allowed. I shall cease sending you smileys like *hearts, hugs, kisses*. Do not send them to me either or I shall delete U from my list to guarantee my continued freedom.
3. Dancing together at parties is now forbidden. If we see in a public place, don't wave excitedly at me. A queen Elizabeth sad wave will do. Anything beyond this, I ll ignore you.
4. If you must express your love for me, please add agape at the end. I am writing this cos I love U all AGAPELY and wouldn't want to end up in the women's section at Kirikiri.
5. It's dangerous for us to share bathrooms now. Please wait until am through or bath elsewhere. Girls night out and sleepovers are banned. Please stay in Ur house so we can have our liberty. If U must visit me, plz bring ur mattress and room dividers.
6. No more lifts. Endure the sun or buy your car. You understand, don't you? Fourteen years imprisonment is a long time and I am not MANDELA.
Your She Friend
from omobar.blogspot.com
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